ps – call me.

It’s been almost a year – both I and all the other Kate Doyle’s have had a very busy year though and I’ve been saving all the emails. I’m on maternity leave, so maybe I’ll post more? 

The following is one of my favourites and came earlier this month. Such panic! 

 

Subject: Emergency! 

There are bananas in my draw!!! They are gonna be in a bad way by now… Please remove them before the situation gets worse. Ps – call me.

 

Unsurprisingly, if you google “bad banana” a bunch of pervy bananas show up, so I’ll spare you all. 

 

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